So I watch the news and I keep thinking. Why all the trials, legal wrangling, and international disputes over the paternity of Anna Nicole Smith’s Baby. We have the Maury Povich show don’t we? Let’s get all the possible daddies on there and play, “Who is my baby’s daddy?”, American style. I think Anna would have been happy with such a spectacle.
Save the taxpayers money and get it done right and quick, Maury. The nation needs you.
Anna and the Maury Show
