LATEST WRITINGS FROM PASTOR PHILIP HOPPE

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WANTED: New Adriane Dorr

WANTED:  Attractive, intelligent, confessional, liturgical woman that the single seminarians and pastors of the LCMS can dream about marrying from afar.  Must be willing to … WANTED: New Adriane DorrRead more

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The Pope’s Resignation: The Rest of the Story

Pope Benedict XVI has announced that he will resign his office on February 28.  And while this news is shocking enough since no Pope has … The Pope’s Resignation: The Rest of the StoryRead more

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Members at “The Valley” find out they are Lutheran

Cottonwood, MI – A meeting was held this last Thursday night in the home of Valley member Rich Thomas.  He had asked Pastor Jeff to … Members at “The Valley” find out they are LutheranRead more

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Adriane Dorr and the Kantorei–The Real Story

St. Louis, MO – Adriane Dorr reported the event on the Synod’s social media networks with amazing detachment.  She told how the CTSFW choir known … Adriane Dorr and the Kantorei–The Real StoryRead more

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Seminarian face-plants during Gloria Patri

Fort Wayne, IN – Many seminarians at Fort Wayne Seminary bow during the portion of the Gloria Patri where the name of God is spoken.  … Seminarian face-plants during Gloria PatriRead more

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Obama, McCain, AMA, Not to Worry, Healthcare has been fixed.

  Yes, the King of Infomercials that has made Ronco look like an amateur, now offers health care insurance.  Anyone who endorses mighty putty has … Obama, McCain, AMA, Not to Worry, Healthcare has been fixed.Read more